I keep getting the same anon who sends me these weird frustrated messages, and it’s embarrassing because I know who they are and I’m just like ugh I feel bad at how awkward it is for them….weird how people are sometimes. Oh well what can you do but eat delicious hummus.11 reblog
Anonymous asked: where did you get your highwaisted jean shorts?
I made them! I bought some mom jeans at goodwill, cut them, and put them in the washer and dryer a few times :)5 reblog
RIP ariel hair, you were cool but the amount of work and money I had to put into you was kinda lame. First time I have been a brunette since I was a kid. Also if I get anyone that says, “I miss the red” or “the red looks better” ANYTHING COMPARING on either hair colors in which one is superior to the other I will poop on your entire family and block you81 reblog
Anonymous asked: Did you pee on his beard yet?
While reading this, I imagined you giggling behind the key board, so happy. I’m glad you’re having fun my dear :)2 reblog
Anonymous asked: what if im gay
THEN YOU SUCK AND FUCK YOUR SAME SEX LIKE A CHAMPION!! YOU GO BOY OR GIRL!!(Oh my god I don’t care) 11 reblog
Anonymous asked: this might be a little too personal butt does the beardy know you cam n does he love ettsss
Everyone that I slightly care about knows, camming is not a secret in my life. The only time I don’t tell people if ya someone random I just quickly meet because my job opens a door of questions and I don’t care enough to answer them by people ill probably never see again. :)3 reblog